A Brief Dissertation on Cromit

Yup, so the dog definately cromited all over the carpet today, and I was the lucky bastard that got to clean it up.

I went out to take Tashi (the aforementioned cromiter) for a walk today, and throughout the course of this journey she took many opportunities to search and scavenge for horrible things to eat (most of them being crap). Thus, when we got home, her stomach was somewhat upset due to its failure to digest such horrendous items. I watched in horror as she lost her lunch all over the living room, and I dubbed the resulting massacre to be "Cromit" - An appalling amalgamation of crap and vomit.

I didn't take any pictures of the cromit, as I was too busy fleeing my house, but here are a few pictures of the perpetrator.